Pedro Gil v. The State of Florida

In 2011, Pedro Gil was issued a citation Driving With A Suspended License. He went to court and pled guilty to the charge on the citation. He was adjudicated guilty and fined. Pedro thought he had done the responsible thing and could move on with his life.

Hey! Look! It’s a prosecutor! Hooray!

Then the State Attorneys Office filed a Felony Information charging him with Driving While License Suspended as a Habitual Traffic Offender. The State knew or should have known that Pedro had already accepted the charge on the citation. Regardless, the State was not satisfied with what Pedro had done to appease the Gods of Justice for his sins and went forward with the felony case.

Thwarted by Common Sense

Because these cases are obviously double jeopardy, Pedro’s attorney moved to dismiss the Information and the Circuit Court agreed. The case was dismissed.

Truth, Justice, and the American Way – or – Throw Money at It

Let’s not forget that the State Attorney’s Office has tons of money from Florida tax payers and they really don’t care how they waste it. So, they appealed the Circuit Court in Miami up to the Third District Court of Appeal.

The Mysteries of the Judicial System – No, It is NOT Like TV (at all!)

Now, here we have to digress a bit. District Courts do nothing but appeals and other assorted appellate-like things. In order for these judges to do all these things they hire attorneys to write their decisions for them. Then they go through the arduous task of signing them. The Clerk publishes them. My guess is that they give these attorneys the direction they want the decision to go and then have the attorneys prepare the written decision. I say all this because the Third Districts decision ended up being the proverbial “mud pie” from kindergarten. I expressed my views about it in an earlier post.
See, the Third District, despite all logic, found that poor Pedro COULD be charged with an additional driving with a suspended license charge despite obvious double jeopardy (and previous appellate decisions). The opinion was so hard to read I new it had to be written by a brand new attorney just hired by the court. It made no sense! Reading it was an exercise in mental gymnastics and when the law becomes that confusing it is time to leave.

Depression and Debauchery

Now I was pretty adamant that the Third DCA had gotten this case wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! But a friend who I consider fairly intelligent and less “into” common-sense-principles than I got me thinking that all my legal thought processes could be on the fritz. Depression set in. I drank heavily. I danced on tables. Pictures were posted.

Salvation

Alas, today I received the Florida Supreme Court’s opinion (Gil v. State, 38 Fla. L. Weekly S581 (Fla. 2013)) reviewing the Third DCA’s decision for poor Pedro.
REVERSED.
Obvious double jeopardy is still double jeopardy!! May the sun rise on this golden land of milk and honey…

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

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